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Master
Graffiti artist Sanki King was on Aag Tv floor with his
hand painted shoes .He was Shoe’ing them off ! |
|
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Kamran
Ansari (scheduling) was secretly telling Adnan (co worker)
how to take care of his new born baby girl .That’s
Sho Shweet ,leaks reckon ! |
|
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Tea
Boy Waseem Khan is nowhere to be found – not even
under the table. Its 10:45 am and everybody wants tea! |
|
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Farhanullah
(Red Team ) is a militant with Toilet roll wrapped around
his head at lunch. His dynamites off after eating. Air fresheners
required! |
|
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Imtiaz
Khatri (Finance) says”Lahore has the worst load shedding
of 12 hrs a day” Lahore Lahore hai ,sing then |
|
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Syed
Bilal (Red Team)walked in wearing white clothes today.Is
it the Jeetndra in him or the IPL cricket fever..dunno?
|
|
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Mohmmad
Raza ( Viz artist) has bought a red plaid shirt for Rs 700
.He is happy that he has Nayae Kapray .”Pahan ke jaaon
kahan?,is what leaks wonder? |
|
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Mother’s
week at Geo had the best programming in the television history
.Leaks is singing Hip Hip Hurray Geo ! |
|
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Tahir
aka Memon Marvi is a Flash Developer in the Red team . Not
a Flash in the pan , mind you ! |
|
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Saturday
is observed like a blissful Sunday .It’s just not
the government that’s confused ! |
|
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A
black and white cat is sitting on the staircase to Aag Tv
this morning. Job hunting Leaks guess. Mice are absconding! |
|
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Video
preview meeting takes place today at 4 pm. Make sure to
upload your videos to http://videos.aag.tv/ sooner than
later . |
|
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There
is a whole lotta traffic early morn in the Software Dept.
Seems like speedy rams and I core sevens are being made
there! |
|
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Sattar
(camera person Aag) had been running between routine shoots
and a hospital lately .His wife isn’t well. Leaks
wish her a healthy recovery ! |
|
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One
cleaner came in and cleaned the rooms which are always empty
.He had shallow expressions. Leaks understand. |
|
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Mazhar
Alam (coordinator Aag Tv) always brings lunch from home
and always eats outside food. Confused leaks. |
|
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Uffo
, Saad Mehmud (finance) is looking after GRADs outlay too.
That is pretty Focused study Saad! |
|
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Some
rejected video artist is driving producer Abid Iqbal Bananas
. Abid has his sympathies for the REJECTS but Move On buddy! |
|
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Shadab
Tayyab (Corporate biggie ) is a name very frequently heard
on the floor . Something GOOD is bound to happen! |
|
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Sohail
Siddiqui (Software Dept)) is confuzzled at the MEETINGs*
galore in his life. Hope one day he Meets the Right one
too? |
|
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Red
zone is an area where the creative Red team works .Lights
there are mercury white and not RED! |
|
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Cats
and humans have been associated for nearly 10000 years..That’s
been a While having Cat fights on the floor then? |
|
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Raza
Viz artist after Farhanullah in the Red Team is hiding his
face from all. Reasons for doing so are Obscure? |
|
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A
cup of cold tea is waiting on the table on Aag Tv floor
for someone to drink it. Leaks wonders if this Coldness
will prevail? |
|
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ZGRAD
(on Aag Tv floor) celebrated analyst Uzma’s birthday
without a cake. No gifts either .Just whistles and clapping
doesn’t get good *Ratings in Uzma’s log sheet.
Happy to you girl! |
|
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It’s
understandably Sat-Sun off announced by the Govt!For Aag
Tv is business as usual. 8 days a week! |
|
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Mazhar
Alam (coordinator Aag Tv) is paying no heed to Sattar(cameraman)
ripping at him. It’s the summer heat not Sattar say’s
Mazhar! |
|
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There
is new peon on Aag Tv floor who says “Good morning
and how are you to everyone”. He is an all smiles
boy! |
|
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Zahid
Khan(Aag Tv) always Tea*ing .Forever smiling .Mark of a
hard working man ! |
|
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Farhanullah
(Admin Red Team) has every reason to hide his face and absolutely
NO reason to show it ! |
|
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Ramazan
aka Ramzi Boy(Graphics) . Micro package *Mega Jobs. He is
the next generation Syed Bilal(Creative Manager) |
|
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Kamran
Ansari (Aag Tv scheduling management) can quit the world
for his JOB.This is called *Work commitment! |
|
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Imtiaz
Khatri (Finance) has brought his beautifully designed Sharwani
to work today. Wedding Bells for Mr Khatri soon .Three Cheers
from Leaks. |
|
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Shikeb
(web developer) blog.aag.tv is one the best bloggers in
PK. Chupa Rustam is his Mystified title from the Aag Leaks. |
|
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Kumail
Ali Sharif (Red Team) is in a rather elated mood these days.
Increment is one of the key word to define such elation
.Maybe NOT! |
|
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Umer
Khan (web developer) is always in the fast lane completing
projects. He has moe energy than an atomic plant. That’s
brilliant to deal with such live Atomics! |
|
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The
software engineer who looks like a mad scientist is telling
Saad (Finance) some formula * work+work=salary. Saad pls
learn it and apply ! |
|
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Producer
Abid Iqbal has got dark shades , dark shades,dark shades,dark
shades,dark shades (continues to infinity) |
|
 |
Har
Pal Geo squad was all over the Aag Tv Floor . Now the experience
will talk ,walk, round the clock .Excellent! |
|
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The
tea boy ( Zahid) on Aag Tv floor is chilling a lot these
days. His laziness is being monitored by Aag Leaks .911 |
|
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Directors
gearing for work. Asad Pathan and Abid Iqbal are flexing
muscles. The tendons ache when used after a while eh. |
|
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Today
Leaks witness a very populated Aag Tv floor. Same people
but more excitement. That’s Good! |
|
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The
whole of GRAD is analyzing Aag Leaks on www.aag.tv since
morning. Must get the TOP ratings ,leaks think! |
|
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Sajjad
Haider(Red Hot) has found an I Pad for rupees 7 thousand
online. That’s 60 k lower than its market price. He
will still not buy it.SAD |
|
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Aag
Tv mascots Teeli and Dibbi are coming back with new moves
.Stay tuned ! |
|
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Having
4 dates a day can increase your weight by 2 kg/month. NO
dates you lose weight and your head.Easy?. |
|
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Wasu
has a lot of *Mein. He seems to be outdoing Shazad Roy in
being quizzical ! Wasu Ki Mein that is ! |
|
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IT
support engineers are literally vacuuming the computers
on the Aag Tv floor. Show them the dusty carpets team Aag
! |
|
 |
Cameraman
Sattar(Aag Tv) bought a telephone charger for the Red Light
area in Lahore.He sounds very embarrassed about that. |
|
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The
IT team is on Aag TV floor clearing up computers. It is
their annual WEB cleaning day ! They have IT kits and not
brooms. |
|
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Aag
Lag gayi ..Korangi mein! Aag Breaking news .Fire alarms
are ringing on tv. |
|
 |
The
Aag Tv floor guard looks like Billy Gibbons of ZZ top (minus
the guitar) |
|
 |
A
thin guy keeps walking in and out of the GRAD door. He is
so thing he doesn’t often need to open the door. No
name ! |
|
 |
The
Tea Boy on Aag Tv floor is evidently killing flies on the
floor. Not much to serve ! |
|
 |
The
software Dept boys on Aag Tv floor are the coolest. They
integrate masalay wali Biryani into their hardware systems
for lunch every day! |
|
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Farhanullah(accounts
manager Red Team) at 2 pm is looking for Briefs on the floor.
Not the wearable ones though. In brief, job initiation Briefs
! |
|
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12
Tube lights turned off .Energy conservation on Aag Tv floor
. |
|
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Creative
Manger (Red Team )Bilal is growing his hair. Soon It is
gonna be wild mane on a creatively wild man! |
|
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Producer
Abid Iqbal walked in wearing dark shades . Yes it is very
sunny outside but inside? |
|
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Pak
Villa is under construction at Har Pal Geo . The contractors
are at work for hilarious foundations brick by brick. |
|
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Sohail
Siddiqi (supervising animator Red Team) is in full Punjagi
spirits.He will rock the Punjaagi world.Soon! |
|
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www.aag.tv/funda
is for the Fun’da*mentals. Do check your eccentric
prediction slides there. |
|
 |
Fadee
( secret agent Red Team) has got his website updated to
wordpress for Rs 400 only. Fadee knows his scams.Only he
does! |
|
 |
This
talkative girl in GRAD is all silent today. Even the pins
dropped could be heard on the floor .Sound of silence! |
|
 |
Director
Asad Pathan ( Aag Tv) is gearing up with Sattar (cameraman
) to go for a shoot. Pathan is very good with his directorial
skills. Leaks confession |
|
 |
Kumail
Ali Sharif ( animator Aag Tv) has come up with a series
of animated cartoons for Aag screen.He might actually get
an award for his comic skills |
|
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Saad
Mehmud (Finance) is looking at the computer monitor from
a distance of 5 inches. Keen observation can show him zeroes
multiply and not subtract the salary figures.Maybe? |
|
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Now
that Jumma Namaz break is over it is for sure that some
people will return after Asar on the floor.They pray hard
! GoodJ |
|
 |
Adeel
Chaudhry was on Aag's floor. He gave a brief 3 minute interview
to Ali Tim and talked about his latest single "Raat
Ruk Jaa" which is breaking on air today! |
|
 |
To
read what Adeel Chaudhry and Ali Tim talked about, visit
blogs.aag.tv now! He "leaked" some confidential
information as well! |
|
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Watch
"Raat Ruk Jaa"by Adeel Chaudhry featured on videos.aag.tv!
Best wishes to Adeel for his new track and upcoming Bollywood
flick "Rhythm"! |
|
 |
Clouds
outside are dense and weather inside the office is intense!
Everyone is waiting eagerly for their salaries to buy some
pakoras and samosas soon! |
|
 |
18
tube lights off on Aag Tv floor - while 3 people working
Agg"ressively .Too much light hurts! |
|
 |
Addi
and Ramzan (Red Team) cribbing about absentees as 12 noon.
Check again after 1 pm boys. |
|
 |
You
cannot fold a normal piece of paper in halves 12 times.
Sam*thing Leaks ! |
|
 |
The
tea boy is calling someone on land line but to no avail.
He will return again to call and not with tea cups. |
|
 |
The
Web Team at Aag Tv is busy Pin'inig awesome stuff on different
boards! These aren't normal pinboards but it is Aag Tv on
Pinterest.com! Pin n Prick Aag Tv! |
|
 |
Video
Portal [videos.aag.tv] is growing day by day with an increasing
number of videos sent by everyone! The VP team is happy!
|
|
 |
Kamran
Ansari was happy to see a leak about him and mentioned that
he was waiting to see it since a long time. Glory to Aag
Leaks! |
|
 |
TimmyFender
is a regular commentator on Aag Tv's web portals! He still
has 3 likes and no friends since 3 months. He is facing
the "Forever Alone" syndrome. |
|
 |
*10:36
am .Aag Tv Floor. Only chairs and tables are present @work.
Fridays are Good but not OFF |
|
 |
*Kumail
(Red Team) had half a dozen Tandoori rootis in his hands
yesterday . Scientifically he should not have lunch for
the next 2 days. |
|
 |
*Syed
Bilal (Red Team) is learning the science of Dreams these
days.He is Dreamer and he is not the only one. |
|
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*One
girl in GRAD is talking aloud about Hawaii Firing . Firing
here does not mean Layoffs and Hawaii doesn’t mean
Honolulu-she just*talks and *talks. |
|
 |
Ramzan
( Graphics Red Team) is clad in a yellow* banana colored
T shirt today .He might eat it at lunch .Never know! |
|
 |
Web
Team’s Umer Khan ( web developer) is a well renowned
NED graduate. Masters in computer sciences .That’s
a lot actually. |
|
 |
A
new tea boy on Aag floor is looking all astounded. Checking
out Ali Tim and Samia’s unruly hair. He is zapped! |
|
 |
www.aag.tv
is supporting a lot of new music talent by featuring it
on videos.aag.tv.You got a video?*Upload it* |
|
 |
Apple
I Pad 3rd generation is en vogue on the Aag Tv floor. Techies
are having a field day! |
|
 |
Kishwer
Sobia (Manager content )likes Kaun Banage Meera Pati. Face
Book Leak |
|
 |
Addi
(Red Team) master of Adobe After Effects is talking about
the* After Effects of Strike in Khi today.Obviously! |
|
 |
Earth
day being observed today. Consume less electricity –only
you have it |
|
 |
System
of life is based on money,religion,world or Zardari? 9th
class MCQ is the “Mother Leak of the year” |
|
 |
Kamran
Ansari (Scheduling) is ordering print ads as simply as Parathas
.He is a master of his work and ads! |
|
 |
Sohail
Siddiqui (Red Team) is having a Pan with Tea in his cabin
(strange concoction) . |
|
 |
Abid
Iqbal (Producer Aag Tv) is ordering *Halwa Puri at 1 pm
.Seems like lunch will be at 6 pm then* |
|
 |
Aithesham
Ur Rahman ,Fasial Maqsood ,Anwar Shah,Khurram Siddiqi and
Furqan Ilahi at Geo Tv are celebrating their Birthdays today
.Happy 2 U from* Aag Leaks. |
|
 |
Waseem
(Tea Boy) on the floor is busy watching TV .He does so all
the time to a perfect T ! |
|
 |
Lady
Gaga is celebrating her birthday today with a meat cake
and one candle! |
|
 |
Bilal
(manager Red Team ) is watching police spray water on nurses
at Zainab market Karachi. Bilal looks very amused |
|
 |
Muashuque
Ali Bhatti ,Manager MIS is suffering from a Happy Birthday
today. Many Happy returns manager sb. |
|
 |
Madonna
has changed her name to MdNa . Unofficial leak from NADRA
. |
|
 |
Saad
Mehmud ( Finance) gets to work early these days. Slightly
before the sunrise .Without exaggeration Leak! |
|
 |
Photos.aag.tv
is getting hits like crazy .New portal hai na .*Happy 2
You www.aag.tv group of portals. |
|
 |
Pop
duo Strings plays for Aag Tv at an undisclosed location
.Catch the gig on Aag Tv soon! |
|
 |
Shoiab
(GRAD) is in his tightest fitting skinny jeans today .Some
days are too tight to mention ! |
|
 |
Sajjad
Haider (Red Team) is ordering Chicken Liver and Alo Saag
from Khao Peo Geo Hotel . He has an appetite for destruction
|
|
 |
Mazhar
aka Chinese ( animator Red Team ) got hitched last night.
Matrimonial bliss Mazhar.Congrats! |
|
 |
Mr
Shoeib in GRAD is riding a Pony on his back. Ponytails are
all the rage with guys here! |
|
 |
Ex
pop singer Ali Haider was on the Aag Floor. He has started
to write professionally for Jang newspaper.Not songs though |
|
 |
Mohd
Raza (Viz artist Red Team) has a sly smile on his face.Early
morning Dates(edible ones) are good ,leaks reckon! |
|
 |
Strings
are playing on the weekend .Director Asad Pathan is *shooting
them. With a camera ,honestly! |
|
 |
Videos.aag.tv
is now bubbling with brand new videos.All and more .Watch
now! |
|
 |
Azizi
with Punjaagi spins was on the floor “speaking Urdu’ish.
Lingua franca unknown! |
|
 |
Samia
Br on the floor regards taking Panadols as M&M’s
.Migraine is her Grain it seems! |
|
 |
Sattar
bhai (cameraman) at 2 PM on the floor is like a volcano
erupting ! Too much lava there! |
|
 |
Aag
Leaks from Aag Tv makes it to top Google searches.Yuhooo.You
can also take a leak*peak at www.aag.tv/aagleaks |
|
 |
Shabeeh
(Viz Artist Red Team) has his own fan following of Aag Chatters.
He is infamously famous in the cyberspace! |
|
 |
Tahir
Marvi (Flash Developer Red Team) is an ardent Cyclist. No
wonder he makes it to work early morning through heavy traffic
jams. |
|
 |
Syed
Bilal (Creative manager) is blued today! Fine dress sense
must say.No wonder the Red team boys appear fine and dandy
! |
|
 |
Asif
Ishaq is missing from the floor along with his chair and
his laptop as well. The complete disappearance act! |
|
 |
VJ
Mathira is caught a viral flu and says she will stay at
an arms length from being caught. |
|
 |
Ashar
the audio Engineer is lost weight and some of his mind too.
He has lost it but he does not watch LOST, he claims. |
|
 |
Kumail
Sharif walked in to work today wearing dark shades .He is
always so Shady ! |
|
 |
Samia
BR tried doing a voice over for some upcoming promos called
"Hehe Kiki". Her voice was ... Over & Out!
Samia is saddened. |
|
 |
Mohsin
Ali [Geo Entertainment] mentioned he has extra speakers
on his floor. When asked, he was happy to send them over
to AT's desk anytime today. It's lunch time now! |
|
 |
Ali
Tim is in conversation with Umer A. Khan [Web Developer]
about the new "photo" portal for the website [www.aag.tv].
Ali Tim is on an endless spree and there's no stop to it! |
|
 |
Fahadee
promised he'd bring an album cover and he did not bring
it. Hence, his cover to not bring the cover did not cover
up the cover story. |
|
 |
Asad
Pathan (director Aag Tv) is back happy and healthy from
a shoot in Lhr.He is a wizard with shoots aka camera shoots |
|
 |
Cameraman
Sattar and coordinator Mazahar Bhai are having a very serious
conversation. Film in the making,leaks guess. |
|
 |
Producer
Abid is singing a pop song on the floor. He is basically
into classic of the 70s.Change is always Good Abid! |
|
 |
Find
more tasty leaks from Aag Tv now on blog.aag.tv |
|
 |
Listen
to songs of freedom by the only All ph.D band in PK here
www.aag.tv/laal |
|
 |
Legendary
Musicians of Karachi LMK 1940-to Date clips are now on videos.aag.tv.
Watch and feel like a legend ! |
|
 |
Bob
Dylan is the most sought after and revolutionary song writer
in the world. |
|
 |
Punjaagi
Loot Sale – New Punjaagis online right now .Only and
exclusively on www.aag.tv |
|
 |
Sattar
Bhai (camera guru) at Aag Tv is in a Tv surfing mode. He
watches too much of it TV and less of Biwi ,it seems! |
|
 |
Admin
is a word resonating on the floor most of the time.Admin
rights to Face Book ,it is not for sure |
|
 |
Ramzan
Hyder ( Graphic designer) is in the full swing of colors
,groove and work these days.Groovy lil Ramzi boy is liked
by Leaks. |
|
 |
Farhanullah
( something of the Red Team) is wearing the same clothes
for 3 days now .Weekend included! |
|
 |
Ali
Zafar has done London Paris New York. Lesser mortals are
in awe of still doing Hyderabad,Faisalabad,Multan .Ahhhh
sigh…this class difference !The leaks feel for all
! |
|
 |
Mazahar
Alam (Aag Tv Coordinator) is de’forming a blank form
since morning.By the evening he will be in the same form.
His consistency is liked by the leaks. |
|
 |
One
of the seniors of the Aag crew will be attending The Eagles
gig on 12th March in Dubai.It is going to be Hotel Atlantis
and not Hotel California for him…ah ..”Peaceful
easy feeling “ |
|
 |
Samia
Br has bunked work today .Bunkers (bonkers 0 she will go
celebrating the weekend alone at home ! |
|
 |
Videos.aag.tv
. A free hub for all the musicians to post there videos
and get massive views .Aag Tv is THE platform for all the
young talent .Good Hai na ?. |
|
 |
“Meera
Cannot get Married again.She is already married to me”say
an enraged Atiq Ur Rahman .Aray Bhai kon hai asli Meera
Patti ?Real Meera Patti plz Stand Up ! |
|
 |
Hustle
Bustle early morning for the Red Team is the order of the
day .Playing cheap disco songs is without any orders .Fahadee
should be fined for the noise pollution on the floor |
|
 |
Mazhar
aka Chinese (graphic designer) will go mad ,says Tahir (web
designer).Leaks think there is no room left! |
|
 |
Ali
Safina was on the floor. Need say much? He's recorded a
special Video blog for the worrrrld and will be online soon. |
|
 |
Umer
A. Khan (New Web Developer) works faster than the speed
of light. Umer is welcomed to the club! |
|
 |
Much
married Meera gets married to a much married man. Makes
2 too, two of them. |
|
 |
Madam
Tamanna passes away today leaving behind lots of mourning
fans. RIP. |
|
 |
Whitney
Houston’s death has shaken the world .The world has
shook enough even for Hadiqa Gi who has emulated Whitney’s
ohs & ahs in her recordings of early days. |
|
 |
| Aag
TV rocked the rechter scale with a rating of 1.8 on 12th Rabi
Ul Awal Transmission .Tremors caused .All the other channels
are still reeling under aftershocks. |
|
 |
| Too
much of tea can darken the skin color ( Leaks Research) .
Brownies need to be careful while excessively Teaing and sunbathing
this callous winters! |
|
 |
| Valentine
went bozoka boom on Aag Tv screen . Many still want to date
Mathira even though it is no longer due .Next year plz! |
|
 |
| Love
Festival" is a Valentine special show that will be shot
LIVE from Park Towers Karachi with Ali Safina and Sanam. Make
sure to be there all Karachi'ites! |
|
 |
| "Love
Festival" standy arrived at work today at 2:45 PM. It
looks amazing and special thanks to The Red Team specially
Kumail for the Design. PS: Kumail is often called "Komal"
on the floor. |
|
 |
| The
show will encompass your favorite pop stars as guests so you
can get a chance to meet them from 6 - 8 PM on 14th Feb. 2012.
Celebrate and enjoy with Love Festival and watch it live on
Aag Tv! |
|
 |
| Abid
Iqbal (Producer AAG TV) is working hard and harder as Valentines
Day comes nearer. The only date he'll get would be up'to-date
with the live show and transmission on AAG! |
|
 |
| Mujra
CD's were found in the laptops given by the Punjab Govt. to
students for free. Our leaders are definitely educating the
youth in the right direction! Kudos. |
|
 |
| Ramzan
(Graphic Designer) was found crossing the road in his red
shirt yesterday afternoon. Nobody needed any signal signs
on the road till the duration he was standing there. |
|
 |
| Atif
Akram (the analytics person from Jang) was wearing a red shirt
and jeans. He is steadily becoming a part of the "redness"
that exists on the floor of Aag. Everyone welcomes him with
open arms. |
|
 |
| Saad
Mehmood(Aag Finance) has been asking SamiaBR(Web Content Writer)
for her ID card since a week. Samia has identity crisis she
cannot disclose and is hush about it. |
|
 |
| Mohd.
Junaid is a very determined and enthusiastic web junkie. He
opens his inbox daily to millions of dozens of emails and
he makes sure he answers to them all everyday! |
|
 |
| Waseem
Raja is a Raja of the tea'dom from kitchen to cabins, he's
always distributing tasty tea to everyone on the floor! |
|
 |
| Asif
Ishaq (HR Manager) wears a new coat to work which is best
suited to the cold environment these days. |
|
 |
| The
microwave in the kitchen is bruised on the "Start"
button. A band aid is healing the wound till it's taken into
proper care. Get well soon microwave. |
|
 |
| It's
Charles Dickens 200th birthday! Thank you Charles for letting
us experience adventures of Oliver Twist and many more through
your inspiring pennings! |
|
 |
| Register
via sms to date with Mathira this Valentines Day! We are making
sure you aren't "Forever Alone" on 14th Feb. |
|
 |
| Veena
Malik is an international star! She claims she has "offers"
from across the globe. We, however do not really know what
kind of "offers" and what sort of globes *wink* |
|
 |
| This
leak is public knowledge - to win a date with Mathira, type
VD <space> Your Name and City and send it to 224 (sms
charges Rs. 5 + Tax) |
|
 |
| Date
with Dream Girl! Audition venue will be announced soon. Win
a date with Mast Mathira. Enough disclosed? |
|
 |
| Graphic
Designer, Ramzan and Ali Tim are both clad in red shirts today.
Not to forget, Sajjad Haider (Graphic Designer) and his red
belt. They're all working on Valentines Day special campaign! |
|
 |
| The
owner of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg lives in a rented house.
His worth is 17.5 billion. That's it. Not very rich. Lol and
he's 27 years of age. Not too old either. |
|
 |
Eid
Milad Un Nabi was celebrated with religious fervor on Geo
Tv Network. Hats off to the team effort for a great job
on & off screen. |
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| Shahrukh
Khan patches up with Shirish (Farah Khans husband) after punching
him last week. His punches hit hard, hope not to his career
with Farah! |
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| Syed
Farhan Ullah (Red Team Mgr.) claims he has offered the Jumma
prayers already at 1:15 PM. However when he said this, the
clock had just struck 1:13. |
|
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| Sajjad
Haider (Graphic Designer AAG TV) has just walked in at 1:42
PM. Office timings begin from 10 o'clock max. Yet, he one
consider himself late.. |
|
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| Maya
Khan's fiasco has come to an end. Seems like Pakistan's youth
is simply awesome at raising its' voice. Don't mess with them
or they could get you FIRED (too)! |
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| Live
chat with VJ Mathira with be held from 3 - 4 PM every Wed
and Thurs only on AAG! Have FUN!. |
|
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| Kumail
A. Shareef (Illustrator Red Team) was applauding Ali Tim's
art, saying his Many'pulations were awesome! Many many returns
of the day! |
|
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| Sur
Ki Baazi auditions go on air at 9 PM Wed and Thurs. The journey
to see who wins Sur Ki Baazi BEGINS! |
|
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| Saad
Mehmood (AAG Finance) is inquiring if Samia BR received her
salary. Considering he is in the dept. himself, Samia was
baffled on his inquiry. |
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| Mohabbat
ki Chingari ,flame of love ,love of Aag , Aag Tv .Jald aanay
walla hai.Dekh magar Pyar se! 14th Feb… |
|
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| Dr
Shaista Wahdi did a huge Milad for 12th Rabi ul Awal .Stay
tuned to Geo and stay blessed! |
|
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| The
internet is going to explode and go Kaput. Ants have invaded
the net & tv anchor Maya Khan .Kaput! |
|
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| One
mason (free) is working outside the window of 3rd floor .He
is hammering another ‘brick in the wall’.People
on the floor are inspired by his free masonry ! |
|
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| Ehtesham
aka ET (Senior Producer GEO) is enraged at the quality of
this product. Hence, the quantity of his volume was found
to be very high. |
|
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| The
history of flutes date back to 75,000 years where flute was
played with animal bones. |
|
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| Pandit
Hariprasad Chaurasia is a classical flutist who plays a bamboo
flute with his left hand for 35 years now. |
|
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| GM
Ali Tim is interviewing Pandit Hariprasad Chaurasia today.
More details are not needed. Period. |
|
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| Ban
on music concerts in Punjab. Ali Azmat files a case in the
court. Help the Youth! |
|
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| Popular
singer Jawad claims that the ban concerts is to cover up political
turmoil in the country. The term’oil is being massively
used. |
|
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| Tv
Anchor Maya Khan is the BIGGEST item on internet to-DATE since
Veena Malick. Dont ask why and DATE? |
|
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| VJ
Mathira sang the complete birthday song to someone on the
phone when she realized she had called on a wrong number. |
|
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| Asif
Ishaq (HR Manager) is wearing a coat to work everyday since
it's winters. He sounds very sugar coated in general too *wink*
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|
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| Veena
Malik attacks a co-star with an iron rod. She feels like IRON
WOMAN and the rods going to strike back once the lady's out
of hospital! |
|
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| Syed
Bilal (Red Team Manager) inquired people about their last
increments. Not once but twice, did he ask people to speak
LOUDER. He might have a hearing disability. Perhaps. |
|
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| Rumors
have it that Abida Parveen may be one of the Judges in Sur
Ki Baazi. She's the Queen of Sur herself! Period. |
|
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| Sur
Ki Baazi moves ahead to battle rehearsals for rounds in Dubai
- The Baazi is ON and doing rounds! |
|
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| Hadiqa
Kiani says, "Pk ke Naujawanu mein bahut Josh aur walwala
hai" - Sur Ki Baazi .Learn then! |
|
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| Meera
Tweets,” Not feeling fresh since i got back from US.
I think i still have the jet leg ! Certainly Miss Meera, you're
LAG'GING!” |
|
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| Reems
Of Reema - Dreams of Reema – Married & NYC settled
– No more Basmati rice commercials for Cable Tv. Just
No More! |
|
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| TimmyFender7,
an unknown commenter on live.aag.tv has 25 likes yet not a
single friend. Forever Alone, he is. |
|
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| Syed
Farhan Ullah (Red Team Mgr.) claims he has offered the Jumma
prayers already at 1:15 PM. However when he said this, the
clock had just struck 1:13. |
|
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| There's
talcum powder fragrance on the floor. Wonder from where, how
and who? But it's pretty strong to hypnotize anyone! |
|
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| Cameraman
Sattar has been at work since 10:00 PM. He was at work at
12:00 AM. He will be at work at 6 PM also. He's available
round the clock!. |
|
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| A
successful rendezvous of thousands and thousands at Sur Ki
Baazi auditions. All good things came to an end! Sigh. |
|
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| Atif
Akram (Data Analysis Mgr. Jang Group) has an injured wrist
and says he can't see the discoloration caused due to some
internal bruise on his external skin! GWS. |
|
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| Most
of the people on the Aag floor are seen wearing black and
grey colored clothes. It's not Black Friday/Thursday but seems
like one! |
|
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| Asif
Lateef (Group Webmaster) is a master of computer arts and
crafts. He's a magician of tech in real sense of the word. |
|
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| Today
is the last day for Sur Ki Baazi auditions in Karachi and
Lahore! Hurry up and get yourself registered! SMS on 436! |
|
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| Asif
Ishaq Sb was found playing fish games on his newly bought
iPhone 3GS. We understand his liking for games and work as
well |
|
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| Ali
Tim replied "I'm red" pointing towards his red shirt,
when asked "How are you today?" Nobody except himself
understands what he meant. |
|
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| Aag
Tv Web Standy - Go Crazy Under The Hood - was found on the
floor early in the morning and two minutes later, it disappeared. |
|
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| Javeria
Saud spotted in the elevator .Rather pretty is her smile ,much
opposite to the on screen persona of a yelling woman she dons
on Tv ! |
|
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| Samia
back on floor and running after a mouse – of mouse and
men .Na , a computer mouse it is ! |
|
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| Matira
early morning on Aag Tv floor ,taking her own pictures .Home?
No from a camera ! |
|
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| Ex
Film actor Saud seen on Geo floor wearing a black suit –
A suit that suites him everywhere he goes. Nice he looks but
the suit ? |
|
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| Syed
Bilal (manager Red Team) is finding correlation to human mind
and heart .His claim ,”heart thinks’ .Aag leaks
request “let the brain work” |
|
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| Samia
Br ( web Junky) is MIA . No no ,she is not Mia’wali
yet but only ( Missing In Action) |
|
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| Raheena
Irshaad ( Senior manager Aag PD ) is in a ‘longest meeting
“with producer Asad Pathan . Aag Leaks will wait for
the results .If any ..wink ! |
|
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| Ali
Tim ( GM of something) is reportedly sick again. Not a very
good start for 2012 ,according to the gossipmongers |
|
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| Producer
Abid Iqbal is all set to leave for vacations. Yes these ones
are official ! |
|
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| Viz
Artist Shabeeh is looking for a very expensive camera for
a very cheap price .You can never square a circle Shabeeh
Boy! Made in China is an option though…. |
|
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| Imran
Patel Senior Producer at Aag Tv has bought an expensive DSLR
Camera with a series of lenses. Yes he is not available for
Wedding photography no more! |
|
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| Sohail
Siddqui is another man on the floor ?One is a supervising
animator and the other is a Software manager .People are shooting
mails to both of them for the safe side. |
|
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| Sana
Ejaz [Geo-Research & Analysis] has cordially left the
floor of Aag as well as the organization leaving many hearts
aflutter. We wish her best of luck in her future. Sana will
be missed. |
|
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| Ali
Tim (GM Marketing) says that he is waiting to find peace of
mind and then he will go MAD. Period. |
|
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| Syed
Bilal (The Red Team Manager) has set out in his quest of knowledge
starting from the history and origin of the first letter in
the alphabets, Aleph to A for apple, B for bat. |
|
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| Asif
Ishaq (HR Manager) bought 1kg of "Bhunney Kaaley Channey"
to work yesterday. While offering it to the team, he kept
asking everyone what are they called in English. Indeed, he
is very good at his work! |
|
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| Umar
Amanullah (Executive producer) Geo has just ordered 11 double
Biryanis and 2 litres of Soda. He will need extra liters of
soda to wash it down his crazy appetite. |
|
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| Mohd
Zeeshan (GM Brand - Har Pal Geo) is frequently seen on Aag
Tv floor these days. Seems like some Brand war is ahead .. |
|
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| Farhan
Ullah, Fahadee and Ramzan are travelling to Haleji for a photshoot.
They do not have the camera yet but food supplies are already
arranged. |
|
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| Asif
Ishaq is Ex. He is using totka X factor to revive his already
Healthy Health. High five for the exercised work and exertion
fatigue. |
|
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| It
was Samia's (Web Content Writer) birthday! She turned eleven
teen. Happy Belated Birthday! |
|
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| Sohail
Siddiqui (Red Team) has cut his long hair short. Long story
short. Period. |
|
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| Kumail
A. Shareef wrote a little poem wishing Samia happy birthday.
He saved himself from spending much. |
|
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| Saad
Mehmood (Finance Aag Tv) has not shown up at work today. He
is stressed as the monthly salaries are coming up again! |
|
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| Saad
Mehmood (Finance Manager Aag Tv) passed by murmuring "Hit
your head against the wall". Wonder why is he out of
his own head? Late salaries! |
|
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| Samia
BR (Web Content Writer) has yet not recovered from the flu
and cough and is often found rushing to the bathroom so much
that even the bathroom has caught flu! |
|
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| Syed
Bilal (Red Team Manager) was wearing a blue shirt yesterday
and today and listening to the blues. These days "Blue
Is On" for him yet he's happy. |
|
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| Congratulations!
Ali Tim (GM Marketing) has been blessed with a new computer.
His system now has the same old configuration, old features,
old look, old speed but a new casing! Celebrate! |
|
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| Today
is 11-11-11. People at work have not even showed up at 11:11:11
AM. When will odds become even? |
|
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| All
men are clad in their Eid dresses. Since it's a Friday, Kurta
Pajama is the dress code on the floor! |
|
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| Samia
BR (Web Content Writer) is suffering from severe cough and
flu and having Joshanda instead of tea. The tea boy feels
neglected. |
|
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| The
Aag floor wishes Sana Ejaz from Geo [GRAD] a very Happy Birthday!
The secret party is supposed to start at 2:30 PM |
|
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| Everyone
is curious about Eid holidays. All of them want to pull out
the entire week as a part of the religious holidays. Asif
Sb (HR Manager) has turned down their expectations. As usual. |
|
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| Sajjad
Haider (Graphic Designer-Red Team) continues wearing his red
belt and red shoes consistently everyday. He takes no offs
neither do his belt and shoes. |
|
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| Kumail
A Shareef (The Red Team) has flu and is keeping away from
everyone on the floor because his flu is contagious. He claims
if anyone falls sick, the culprit will be no one but himself. |
|
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| Saad
Mehmood (Finance Manager) is walking with his head held up
high. He is no more answerable to Samia BR (Content Writer)
since her cheque has been issued after two months! She calls
for a party!. |
|
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| Syed
Bilal (Red Team Manager) was caught laughing out loud on the
phone. His voice was clearly heard amidst all the hustle bustle
on Chundrigar Road. |
|
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| Asif
Ishaq (HR Manager) is switching channels on the office laptop
with a television remote control device. His confusion is
evident. HR does it to people! |
|
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| Farhan
Ullah (Red Team) is undergoing amongst other tests, nuclear
testing for some alien disease he has contracted from the
rat bite. Poor rats going through the same test. |
|
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| Ali
Tim comments to Farhan Ullah "Death is the only cure,
my lad". Period. |
|
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| Bakra
Eid festivities are on the rise at Aag Tv. However, there
were multiple breeds of Bakra's seen throughout the year irrespective
of their purpose. |
|
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| Samia
BR is back to wearing her red sneakers again after an era
of rust brown ones. She feels red whereas Syed Bilal (Red
Team Manager) keeps claiming RED IS ON! RED IS ON! There is
no inter-linking here. |
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| There
is a resonance of the name "Kashif" on the floor.
It can be heard from every corner by every person. Who is
he.. |
|
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| As
per Friday tradition, every man on the floor is clad in Shalwar
Kameez and Chappals. The tea boy feels neglected since he
has to wear his daily uniform to work! |
|
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| Arif
Qureshi (Sind Jo Megaman) has computer issues at home and
office. He has other issues both at home and in the office.
. |
|
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| M.
Junaid (Web Designer) did not show up to work yesterday. He
must have been sleeping all day thinking it's a Sunday. Confusion
Part - 1. |
|
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| Asif
Lateef (webmaster) used to play keyboards in a rock band called
Final Cut. He still plays guitars whenever he has free time
which is no time. |
|
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| Sanaan
Mughal has turned from a Web Developer to E - Media something
that only he knows and understands. Confusion Part - 2. |
|
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| Asif
Ishaq (HR Manager) was found listening to Chammak Challo early
in the morning. He wonders where is his Chammak Challo now?. |
|
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| Samia
BR (Web Content Writer) looks at the calendar everyday. She
has yet not received her monthly cheque despite of her constant
checks. |
|
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| Kumail
Ali Shareef (Illurtrator - Red Team) is wearing a purple shirt
over a blue denim. The long weak'end has changed his unsightly
rainbow appearance. |
|
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| Ali
Tim (GM Marketing) was the only one present on the floor yesterday
while the whole office was closed due to the National Holiday.
He felt alone, very alone and tea-less. |
|
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| Abdul
Sattar (Cameraman) showed up wearing a bright floral shirt
after shooting Pakistan Fashion Week! The flora of glamour
struck him!. |
|
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| Saad
Mehmood (Finance Manager) is keeping silent because he hasn't
yet paid the staff its' salary. Totally hush-up man he is!. |
|
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| Fahad
Siddique (?) is a happy boy who keeps smiling at everything
that messes up on the floor. From fights to food to fotoshoots!.. |
|
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| M.
Zeeshan (GM Brand - Entertainment) was spotted on the floor
making a Que Sheet - Najaney Q? (Wonder why?). |
|
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| Mr.
Ghousse (Marketing Personnel Jang Group) owns the HTC Desire
HD cell phone. However the phone does not make him desirous
much in any way. |
|
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| Asif
Ishaq (HR Manager) was heard mentioning 5 lacs in a conversation
with Assistant Producer/Cameraman, Sattar. This made Ali Tim
(GM Marketing) dream of his never-going-to-happen appraisal. |
|
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| A
man on Aag is floor is clad in the same attire for the past
three days. When noticed, it was observed that he wasn't Shabeeh
from The Red Team. |
|
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| Samia
BR (Web Content Writer) is still waiting for her monthly salary.
She needs to pay off her tution fees, medicine fees, stationary
and samosa needs. |
|
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| Samia
BR (Web Content Writer) is having Chocolate Crepe since morning.
Crepe De La Crepe! |
|
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| "Genre"
is one word which is continuously mispronounced (as JUNRA)
on the Aag floor. They're doing it Genra'lly with Gene'rosity. |
|
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| Farhan
Ullah (Red Team) got bit by a rat (he claims it was a snake)
while watching a movie in his shorts! Bites are short lived. |
|
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| Bilal
(Red Team Manager) is clad in cricket apparel today. We thought
it Sri Lankan T20 was being played in Columbo! |
|
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| Saad
Mehmood (Finance Aag) comes to work at 10:00 AM and has Paratha
with fried omel'late in the kitchen. He makes sure he is not
"late" for breakfast! |
|
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| The
Red Team is listening to Karavan's song Ye Kaise Mumkin Hai
in remembrance of Sameer Ahmed & Zahid Gill. They are
dearly missed on the floor! |
|
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| Zahid
GIll (The Red Team Aag) has officially landed in London. Confirms
Zahid Gill himself via a call to Samia & Tim by a borrowed
cellphone! |
|
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| Atif
Akram, (Analytics Manager) is suffering from chronic DDD.
It's a lethal "Data Digits Disease". His colleagues
wish him a calculator! |
|
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| VJ
Mathira is heading out to a beauty saloon to get her make
up done while she claims she is never made up! |
|
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| Asif
Ishaq (HR Manager) recently took a desi "totka"
from Samia (Web Content Writer) related to lowering cholesterol
levels. Samia is now promoted to being the "Aapa"
for Aag. |
|
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| Muhammad
Shabeeh (Viz Animator) is not showing up to work regularly.
People think it might be because his bathing routine is noted
very regularly. |
|
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| Farhan
Ullah (The Red Team) checked in the office at 2:10 PM. His
surprise reaction was "I thought it was 12PM!" He
is travelling in a parallel time zone! |
|
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| Zahid
Gill (Sr. Animator Red Team) is leaving for London this week
to pursue his education after spending 4 years at GEO! We
all wish him good luck! |
|
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| Samia
BR (Web Content Writer) was stopped at the main gate while
entering the building and was asked for her identity (card).
She has a borne identity. |
|
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| Kumail
A. Shareef is talking about Volcanoes. Volcanoes in Philippines
or volcanoes in AAG remains a confusion. |
|
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| Asif
Sb HR Manager is conducting a survey about Marlas and Kanal.
He is calling the tailor to find out the right measurements? |
|
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| Kumail
A. Shareef (Illustrator - Red Team) is wearing Harry Potter
type spectacles and a pot-like shirt to work today! He looks
straight out of a comic strip! |
|
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| Ali
Tim says "Such bad photography, I did". Beauty lies
in the eyes of the beholder, not the camera or the lens, exposure,
shutter BLAH. |
|
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| The
IT Manager who comes to fix system problems on the floor has
a perfect curvature when he is looked at from the back side.
(On the head) |
|
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| Ali
Safina wakes up in the middle of the night yelling at the
top his lungs "HUN DAS!". Everyone thinks he's possessed
or is having a bout of diarrhea! |
|
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| A
mosquito bit Samia BR (Web Content Writer) early in the morning
today at work. She's groaning "The Mosquito Must Die!". |
|
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| The
hot water tap of the the kitchen dispenser was changed. Everyone
is baffled on how to pour hot water in their tea cups now.
Good trick! |
|
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| Milk
shake takes VJ Mathira to the barn ie Cafe Le Grand Khi! Mathira
spotted Saturday night 10PM. |
|
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| Syed
Bilal (Manager Red Team) wearing drain pipes and a white skin
tight shirt. Looks good in the drain'age skin! Excellent man! |
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